In this fast paced, social media-driven world where countless influencers herald and advocate on how to ‘live your best life’, we take a moment to slow down and reflect on the path to a better life. This month we pay tribute to the 2006 best-selling self-help book ‘The Secret’, which encouraged people to shape their lives by putting out positive thoughts into the world. Here, then, are OUR positive thoughts to help you ‘live your best life’.

Gemini – Make it your mantra that once you get drunk past the legal limit to hold a newborn baby, you end up in bed, after downing 2 litres of water and with your keys, wallet and phone neatly next to your bed.

Cancer – You’ll never have to worry about losing an argument ever again when your thoughts can give your enemies parking tickets.

Leo – Being able to hold your bladder and not break the seal on a night out drinking IS living your best life.

Virgo – This positive thought is important for those on the receiving and delivering end: pray that the South African accent one day sounds like an Edith Piaf song.

Libra – You can clean up reality TV and politics if you’re able to make drama disappear at the click of a finger.

Scorpio – Wish really hard and you will develop an immunity to nipple cripples.

Sagittarius – You will be loved around the world if you can make coriander taste like your grandmother's cooking.

Capricorn – Live your best life by being the only person able to pull off the look of white socks with black sneakers.

Aquarius – Persevere and make your daily meditation to grant you and your family the pension of a politician.

Pisces – Put into the universe that you will never lose one sock in the laundry ever again.

Aries – With this positive thought you will change many lives: by making banks charge honest and reasonable fees.

Taurus – Live your best life knowing that you want to give your enemies the table manners of an elderly person eating a soft serve ice cream.

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