Taurus – Always wear the confidence of a fresh haircut.

Gemini – Only when you learn to let go will you find what you need to hold onto.

Cancer – Will you be 365% better this time next year?

Leo – Don’t ever feel despondent in the face of a human response from people.

Virgo – Are silent letters just an old fashion word for ‘typo’?

Libra – There’s more logic in history then there is in the present.

Scorpio – You can’t be dependent on another on your own.

Sagittarius – When dealing with someone who is irrational, the irrational thing is to expect a rational response.

Capricorn – It takes a lot of discipline to be disciplined.

Aquarius – The closer you work to the truth, the less you get paid for it.

Pisces – The only thing to expect from life is living.

Aries – The encyclopaedia of human mistakes is endless. How many chapters are you in?

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