From the beginning, the Mockroscope has only wished to offer an idle and skewed perspective to accompany you through life. This month we’ve made an effort and taken inspiration from one of the greatest groups in hip hop, The Wu-Tang Clan. To honor the Wu, we’ve spanned their body of work an analysed the insight in their lyrics. This Mockroscope is titled:

The Wu-Tang Commandments - A Dedication The Wu-Tang Clan

“Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand more” - Women love dancing, especially when there’s an encore.

“Drunk or sober, never loose your composure” - Never drunk dial, or text, an ex.

“Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin ta F' Wit”- People united will never be defeated.

“My mental is fundamental” - I think therefore I am.

“Raw I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia” - Honesty and brevity are the keys to good communication.

“Cash rules everything around me” - The way we apply capitalism always needs to be carefully considered and balanced.

“Put your lights out and your brain inside the fog” - Lay down, close your eyes, light a joint and listen to purple haze, you’ll trip balls!

“Protect Ya Neck” - Please use caution with your neck! Stem cell research into C7 spinal injuries are only in the early trial stages.

“Bring Da Ruckas” - In some instances civil disobedience is the only democratic option.

“They don’t know I’m wicked, when I start to kick it” - Never judge a book by its cover.

“With a drunk driver drivin', there’s no surviving” - I’m worried for America with  Trump in power.

“Ooh, baby, I like it raw” - Some organic vegan cuisine is delicious.