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Your Monthly Mockroscope |
Safety is so very important, so you must make sure to have a safe word/s for every occasion. To get you started, here are some important occasions for which we may need to ponder some safe words:
Virgo – What’s your safe word for avoiding arrest?
Libra – Make sure to have a safe word for getting out of a date with a creep…
Scorpio – Have a safe word in your back pocket for when you’re about to tell your boss to "FUCK OFF!!!"
Sagittarius – What’s your safe word for getting hit on by your cousin?
Capricorn – What’s your safe word for deleting your internet browsing history?
Aquarius – Have a safe word for when you’re stuck in a glory hole.
Pisces – Have a safe word for seeing someone to whom you owe money.
Aries – Make sure to have a safe word for when three of your booty calls are in the same place at the same time.
Taurus – Have a safe word for running out of toilet paper at a public toilet.
Gemini – Make sure to have a safe word for when a sex toy gets stuck.
Cancer – Have a safe word for getting out of uncomfortable conversations.
Leo – Have a safe word for when a gambling wager includes body parts.
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