Take some time to answer this question: “Is a mockroscope an assortment of philosophies or failosophies?” Read on and find your opinion.

Gemini- When your mind goes in the gutter, who’s there waiting?
Cancer- If you created a time capsule video for your great, great grandchildren, what would you say?
Leo- Do racists look at the color of the hand rescuing them when they’re drowning?
Virgo- Is it realistic to be idealistic?
Libra- Is it practical to practice idealism?
Scorpio- The best thing about having a blocked nose is that your clothes always smell fresh.

Sagittarius- A onesie is the jumpsuit of lingerie.
Capricorn- Fly or no fly?
Aquarius- “I’ve never heard that before, but I’m obsessed with it.” Next time a millennial says some dumb shit like this, smack their parents!
Pisces- Does phone-tag count as exercise?
Aries- Alcohol has become a synonym for isolation.
Taurus- There should be a book on the history of history.

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