Looking back of the year that was, here are the best and/or worst Mocroscope’s of 2019...

Gemini – Do your clothes spend more time in the mirror or in your wallet?
Cancer – Always wear the confidence of a fresh haircut.
Leo – Don’t spend money on music apps. Try to get tinnitus, that way you’ll always have something to listen to.
Virgo – Will you be 365% better this time next year?
Libra – Is anything you write on social media worth quoting at length?
Scorpio – When is it too late to for things to be getting old?

Sagittarius – Only go shopping with a kleptomaniac.
Capricorn – Sending someone flowers on Valentine’s Day is a fruitless exercise.
Aquarius – There’s more logic in history than there is in the present.
Pisces – In the bike ride of life there’ll be climbs and descents... just don’t forget to peddle.
Aries – Don’t let Twitter be the mouthpiece for your tears.
Taurus – Jean Claude Van Damme really showed the depth of his acting ability in Double Impact when he played was his identical twin brother Chad. Understand the depths of your personality and pretend to be your identical twin this month.

Lazy Eye is out every month...