Leo – Are noses really important? Why do some men underline their nose with a moustache? This month, underline your favourite body part by growing hair under it.

Libra – If nature calls, do you recognise the number?

Sagittarius – Dyslexia is your friend and like all friends, you should use it to your advantage. Next time you have a boring presentation at work, use typo’s to see if people are paying attention. Tell people there are typs’o and offer chocolate as a reward for finding them. Used wisely this is also a way to classically condition your audience.

Capricorn – If discretion is the better part of valour, what’s the worst part? Seek out the worst part of valour. With this answer you’ll secure your footing on the journey of life. 

Aquarius – This month, listen to more music by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Frank Sinatra and Frank Ocean. The honesty and openness of their lyrics is refreshing.

Virgo – Between the 1940’s – 1970’s, seven oil companies dubbed “The 7 Sisters” controlled the majority of the world’s oil. This month, bring together your “7 sisters” and try and control the production and distribution of a resource within your circle of consumption.

Pisces – To stick one’s head in the sand like an ostrich is often used as a euphemism for being ignorant. What did the ostrich did to deserve this slander? Find out.

Aries – It is said that there are six degrees of separation between all humans. The easiest way to test the theory is to enter your name into the Wu-Tang Clan name generator and repeat the process with the name generated. By the sixth time, you should be a member of the Wu-Tang.

Taurus – Scarecrows are used to deter crop pests. Make a scarecrow of Hilary Clinton holding hands with a Mexican. Hopefully this will scare off Donald trump.

Gemini – You need more romance in your life. Learn to pilot a hot air balloon. Of any vehicle in the world, hot air balloon baskets have the highest number of marriage proposals per square foot (yes, even more than Venetian gondolas).

Cancer – Time to make millions: create a phone App that can help organise your phone Apps.

Scorpio – ‘Kani goalkeeper’ is a movie about a soccer team who hires a crab to be their goalkeeper. This month, find an amphibious animal who could help your favourite sporting team win its respective competition.