Sagittarius – Smart people underestimate themselves; ignorant people think they’re awesome. Hip hop told us this years ago when it said, "check yourself before you wreck yourself!” This month, listen to more Hip Hop. It’s basically modern philosophy but with much cooler kicks.

Capricorn – Take some time out to recognise Australia’s most humble and unsung hero. Budgerigars are the most popular flying pet in the world. This month, buy  budgies and name them after great Australian unsung heroes, Jaslyn Hewitt, Alexander Downer, and Tom Waterhouse. 

Aquarius – If you have sex with your siblings’ doppelganger does that count as incest? 

Pisces – A purple filter can help some people who are with dyslexic with reading. Does that mean the characters of Barney the Dinosaur, Grape Ape, and Grimace are able to be enjoyed and fully appreciated by more people? This month, find out what colour filter makes you more enjoyable to others. 

Aries – Is using social drugs to produce art the same as using steroids for athletes? This month, re-listen to all your favourite albums and ask yourself, “Should I revaluate this art as a fundamental disappointment because of performance enhancement?”

Taurus – In the first RoboCop movie, the police of Old Detroit protested because they were scared a robot would take human jobs. Does that make RoboCop a modern day adaptation of the Communist Manifesto? This month, write a sci-fi action movie script adaptation of your favourite social movement.

Gemini – Henry David Thoreau was inspired to produce his modern philosophical classic while living near Walden Pond. This month, spend some time near a puddle and see what you can come up with.

Cancer – “Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.” In today's society Georgie would be considered a sex pest. Seems nursery rhymes can be used to cover up grubby behaviour, so this month write a nursery rhyme for a socially unacceptable act you’ve performed.

Leo – Fact! It's now legal to watch porn on your lunch break in Italy. Remember this next time you buy a sandwich after siesta time in Pisa. 

Virgo – Task shifting is an immensely useful strategy used by the World Health Organisation to expand its reach. Another example of this is in the movie Field of Dreams. This movie tells the story of a ghost who convinces a guy to build a baseball field in his backyard. Impress your boss and show themovie at your next annual review to highlight your in-depth understanding of outsourcing.    

Libra – A collective noun for a group of ferrets is “a business.” If you were an octuplet, what would your collective noun be?

Scorpio – If you’re planning on starting a family, this month take Ashley Maddison off your list of names. Integrity should be the first step a children takes.