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Poetry From The Cud: |
A secret
Became a whisper
Like a teenager
I never kissed her
A dream
Sold on as abduction
Some place I've always
Never been
A secret
Became a whisper
Adulthood's trumpet
Shoved up my keyster
And over his glasses
The headmaster peers
The end of this frightful class
Nears
NB: The above was written some twenty years ago under the duress of a sixteen-year-old's academic and hormonal frustrations.