Hating where you work? This month we offer inspiration for office pranks that’ll give your workplace a big 'f*ck you!'

Gemini- Make your next team building activity to find a funeral location for the oldest person in the office.

Cancer- Give the office prick a gift voucher for a divorce lawyer.

Leo- Mix dog chocolate in the office sweets box.

Virgo- Use the general office email account to sign up for a sex toy catalogue.

Libray- Buy potted poison ivy as a gift for the office bully.

Scorpio- Add granulated laxatives in the office coffee.

Sagittarius- Click staples on the floor to stop people walking around the office with their shoes off.

Capricorn- Send the office douchebag a used, back yard colonic irrigation kit.

Aquarius- At the next team lunch drop a couple of Viagra into the table water.

Pisces- Swap the communal hand sanitizer with Tiger Balm.

Aries- Get the office wimp a dog collar for Kris Kringle!

Taurus- Use your boss's email address to sign up for membership to a porn site.

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